Anyone else kicking themselves...???

Here is a conversation I had on the phone today with a prospective employer:

Me: Did you look at my stuff yet?  Can I have a job?
Them:  Well we did start reviewing applications but it will take a while since we have over 300!!!!! 
Me: Well f me.

So I am pretty much crossing that one off the list.  That leaves me one hope left to actually become a landscape architect any time soon.

I am kicking myself for thinking I am anything special and not taking an Americorps job that would have started January 11.  What an idiot.

Dear Rebuilding Together:
Please call me and say whomever you hired instead of me fell off the face of the earth and you really really want me to work for you.  I just might accept.